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Thursday, April 21st, 2005
3:51 pm - I Can't Believe They Gave My Cage to That Kid!
My (adoptive, but it turns out that we are, coincidentally, distantly related - old Broadway families are like that) little brother Mayim is turning MY CAGE into some kind of... "crib." I flew by there the other day, and I was shocked. Boom, boom, boom, coming from inside. Pushy young hens lined up at the window, "guests" with the door shut! I never did that. He's also made a mess of the bathing dish. He's constantly puffing up, fanning his tail and strutting around knocking over the gravel dish as well, and he flings salad trying to impress what he calls "tha skwobbz" !!! Whatever!!!

Pigeons six months ago weren't like that. It's out of control. I hope he doesn't ruin my nice cage.

I have a nice place of my own now, with some friends, but no computer access there, so I'm typing this from an internet cafe on Broadway. 20 minutes with a cup of water and a madeleine. I'm also auditing some classes at SCCC. Oops, time for class!

current mood: busy

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Sunday, January 9th, 2005
9:22 am - whoa, coo
There's popcorn and bread all over the outside today. I want to go eat it, but the human says I am not "acclimatized" for it this winter. I don't understand. I want to go eat the nice warm fluffy white snacks! Humans suck sometimes. There's white stuff on the trees and I can't have any. All I have is this dumb dish of Dove Diet, some sunflower seeds, a few apple chunks, and some baby arugula. Maybe if I take a bath in my water dish, the human will let me go have the tree-popcorn. This seems to work with Dove Diet sometimes. Results with sunflower seeds are less desirable, but I'm still working on a formula. Turn around left? Turn around right? Why one kind of seeds and not another? Why this for a pigeon and not that for a pigeon? I need to figure this out so I can get what I want all the time.

current mood: grumbly

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Sunday, December 26th, 2004
3:08 pm - coo
The human lady brought a human visitor up
from the human party downstairs last night.


I got to meet bluejay23, and participate in a wonderful discussion on how good pigeons are, and how lovely birds are in general. I learned about a sparrow named Chip. I must say I don't think I get carried around enough, though, after what I heard. I'm going to have to look into this. More birds should be carried around more often, I think.

current mood: satiny

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Tuesday, December 21st, 2004
7:50 pm - Toenail Day
Today, I got my toenails trimmed.

Soaking my feet in a warm bath (why DOES the human decorate in screaming raver green? Is this necessary? What's wrong with strictly earthtones?) was O.K. Getting wrapped in a towel was somewhere between Questionable and O.K. Having each toenail nipped by a puppy toenail nipper, I'm not so sure about this. Oh, and I got my beak buffed. It would have been better to be served pomegranate seeds and watercress & sunflower seed sandwiches by buff boypigeons during this Spa Experience, of course. May I make a suggestion? Excuse me? I could have had a bit more of a luxe experience. Boypigeons? Pomegranate seeds? Comprenez "sunflower?"

The nails look pretty good, though.

current mood: fancy

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Wednesday, December 8th, 2004
1:33 pm - FYI: Pigeons are GOOD and NEUTRAL
You scored as Neutral Good. A Neutral Good pigeon enjoys
eating hulled sunflower seeds, just as most pigeons do. </td>

Neutral Good

100%

Lawful Good

60%

Lawful Evil

60%

Chaotic Good

60%

Chaotic Neutral

60%

Chaotic Evil

60%

Lawful Neutral

60%

Neutral Evil

60%

True Neutral

40%

What is your Alignment?
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current mood: fluffy neutral good

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Friday, December 3rd, 2004
11:23 pm - Coo
Sunflower seeds?

current mood: hopeful

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